Biker with a sex problem

[Yellow Jacket]

A biker goes to the doctor and says, "I got this sex problem, doc."
'Well,' says the quack, 'Tell me about your average day.'

'Well, it all starts in the middle of the night. My wife always wakes me up about 3:00 am for sex and then again about 5 o'clock so we can spend a couple of hours making love before I go to work.'

'Oh I see,' said the doc.

'No, hang on,' said the biker, 'You see, when I get on the train to work I meet this girl every day and we get a compartment to ourselves and have sex all the way there.'

'Oh....now I see,' said the quack.

'No you don't,' said the biker. 'When I get to work my secretary really likes me and I have to give her one in the storeroom.'

'Oh....now I see,' said the quack.

'No no no,' he said. 'When I go to lunch I meet this lady I'm very fond of and we head out the back for a quickie.'

'Now I understand,' said the doctor.

'No, hang on,' said the biker. 'When I get back to work in the afternoon my boss, a very demanding lady I might add, has to have me or she says she'll fire me.'

'Ahh...,' said the doctor, 'Now I see...'

'No, there's more,' said the biker, 'When I get home my wife is so pleased to see me she gives me a blow job before dinner and then we have sex afterwards.'

'So, what's the problem?' asked the doc.

'Well...,' said the biker, 'It hurts when I masturbate.'

[beezer]

ROFLMAO http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[socwkbiker]

Don't we all wish we had that problem? http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[blowndodge]

Doesn't that sound like Nico's day? "Leave me alone, it's MY TURN".

A biker goes to the doctor and says, "I got this sex problem, doc."
'Well,' says the quack, 'Tell me about your average day.'

'Well, it all starts in the middle of the night. My wife always wakes me up about 3:00 am for sex and then again about 5 o'clock so we can spend a couple of hours making love before I go to work.'

'Oh I see,' said the doc.

'No, hang on,' said the biker, 'You see, when I get on the train to work I meet this girl every day and we get a compartment to ourselves and have sex all the way there.'

'Oh....now I see,' said the quack.

'No you don't,' said the biker. 'When I get to work my secretary really likes me and I have to give her one in the storeroom.'

'Oh....now I see,' said the quack.

'No no no,' he said. 'When I go to lunch I meet this lady I'm very fond of and we head out the back for a quickie.'

'Now I understand,' said the doctor.

'No, hang on,' said the biker. 'When I get back to work in the afternoon my boss, a very demanding lady I might add, has to have me or she says she'll fire me.'

'Ahh...,' said the doctor, 'Now I see...'

'No, there's more,' said the biker, 'When I get home my wife is so pleased to see me she gives me a blow job before dinner and then we have sex afterwards.'

'So, what's the problem?' asked the doc.

'Well...,' said the biker, 'It hurts when I masturbate.'



That made me tired.... ;)