Yellow Jacket
11-26-2007, 05:31 PM
Fascinate!
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep, which was very fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, Molly, and fascinating is an exetnsion of the word, but I would like someone to use the word fascinate in a sentence.'
Sally raised her hand and said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.'
The teacher again said, 'Well, that was good Sally, and fascinated is also a form of the work, however, we're looking for someone to use only the word fascinate in a sentence.
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before, however, to move the lesson along and since she figured there was no way even Little Johnny could damage the word 'fascinate,' she called on him.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but after her implant job, her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep, which was very fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, Molly, and fascinating is an exetnsion of the word, but I would like someone to use the word fascinate in a sentence.'
Sally raised her hand and said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.'
The teacher again said, 'Well, that was good Sally, and fascinated is also a form of the work, however, we're looking for someone to use only the word fascinate in a sentence.
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before, however, to move the lesson along and since she figured there was no way even Little Johnny could damage the word 'fascinate,' she called on him.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but after her implant job, her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'