Hemroids VS Astroids A Point to Ponder

[dan]

I ponder the question: Why do they call falling rocks in space astroids? Would it not make more sense to call hemroids astroids? After all those painful things in your ass are called roids are they not? Therefore it stands to perfect reasoning that they should actually be called astroids. I say it is prejudice to call them hemroids....Women have not been given their rightful due. If I, being male, have hemroids, they call them hemroids but if a woman has hemroids shouldn't they be called herroids? As far as the large stones falling through space, why don't we give them gender as we do hurricanes? The next one fallling could be called Mabel and then the next could be called Orville or something. That would leave the sole name of astroids to those terible things in your ass. Just a thought for the afternoon....

[Todd]

I ponder the question: Why do they call falling rocks in space astroids? Would it not make more sense to call hemroids astroids? After all those painful things in your ass are called roids are they not? Therefore it stands to perfect reasoning that they should actually be called astroids. I say it is prejudice to call them hemroids....Women have not been given their rightful due. If I, being male, have hemroids, they call them hemroids but if a woman has hemroids shouldn't they be called herroids? As far as the large stones falling through space, why don't we give them gender as we do hurricanes? The next one fallling could be called Mabel and then the next could be called Orville or something. That would leave the sole name of astroids to those terible things in your ass. Just a thought for the afternoon....

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[quote:kcbwrdkj]I ponder the question: Why do they call falling rocks in space astroids? Would it not make more sense to call hemroids astroids? After all those painful things in your ass are called roids are they not? Therefore it stands to perfect reasoning that they should actually be called astroids. I say it is prejudice to call them hemroids....Women have not been given their rightful due. If I, being male, have hemroids, they call them hemroids but if a woman has hemroids shouldn't they be called herroids? As far as the large stones falling through space, why don't we give them gender as we do hurricanes? The next one fallling could be called Mabel and then the next could be called Orville or something. That would leave the sole name of astroids to those terible things in your ass. Just a thought for the afternoon....

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Make mine a double. ;)

[vulcanvixen]

I can tell you're a deep philosophical thinker, Dan!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

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[socwkbiker]

All right, pass the bottle!

[blowndodge]

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