TSA Slogans

[blowndodge]

We knew this was coming!!


New TSA Slogans:

Grope discounts available.

Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.

If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.

Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.

Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.

Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice.

Wanna fly? Drop your fly.

We've handled more balls than Barney Frank

We are now free to move about your pants

We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.

It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.

When in doubt, we make you whip it out.

TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'

You were a virgin.

We handle more packages than the USPS

The TSA isn't silly, they just want to inspect your willy

Stroke of the hand, law of the land

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem

Let your fingers do the Walking

Cough

Reach out and touch someone.

Can you feel me now?

When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette.

[Cajunrider]

I just knew you had become a TSA agent! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[BudMan]

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[jesse]

Hee....Hee... http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[Sin City Stan]

TSA Acronym (Tough $h*t A$$hole)

I went through the pat down (light) in Logan last August. When I wouldn't go through the scanner. Really looking forward to an upcoming flight over Christmas. http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif

I like the "should I turn and cough" line. Will use that if the situation presents itself.

[ringadingh]

Some good lines. http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[AlabamaNomadRider]

Some funny stuff Brad. Sure glad I don't have any plans on flying.

[Todd]

brahahahahahahah!!

[waterman]

brahahahahahahah!!

Todd's favorite would be more like

"Bend over as we check your tonsil's from the back door"

[Todd]

brahahahahahahah!!

Todd's favorite would be more like

"Bend over as we check your tonsil's from the back door"

Oh you think your funny dontcha....wait till I get you over here on the east coast.......let's see....

- shovel - check
-quick lime - check

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[blowndodge]

Todd's favorite would be more like

"Bend over as we check your tonsil's from the back door"

Oh you think your funny dontcha....wait till I get you over here on the east coast....

- condom - check
- butt lube - check http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

Gosh!!! Couldn't you have said this in a PM Todd?!! ::) ::) http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif

[waterman]

Todd's favorite would be more like

"Bend over as we check your tonsil's from the back door"

Oh you think your funny dontcha....wait till I get you over here on the east coast.......let's see....

- shovel - check
-quick lime - check

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[Todd]

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[blowndodge]

Sounds like a lot of "hoggin" will be going on!!!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

[socwkbiker]

No doubt, BD will be booking his flight for the east coast so he can get in on the hogging.

[Stump]

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