10-25-2007, 12:18 PM
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won't stop to ask directions.
What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human
being.
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
Why do black widow spiders kill their mates after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to
women?
Exchange him.
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know; it has never happened.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
good-looking?
They all already have boyfriends.
They don't have time.
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won't stop to ask directions.
What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human
being.
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
Why do black widow spiders kill their mates after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to
women?
Exchange him.
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know; it has never happened.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
good-looking?
They all already have boyfriends.