socwkbiker
10-24-2007, 10:45 AM
Ask the Rabbi
No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an
orgasm.
Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to
consult their Rabbi. The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard,
and makes the following Suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While
the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over
you. That will help your wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."
They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young
man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It does not help
and the wife is still unsatisfied.
Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi. "Okay," he says to the husband,
"Try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave
the towel over them."
Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice. They go home and hire the
same strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife
and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great
enthusiasm and soon she has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting
screaming orgasm.
The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly,
"See that, you schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!"
No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an
orgasm.
Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to
consult their Rabbi. The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard,
and makes the following Suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While
the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over
you. That will help your wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."
They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young
man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It does not help
and the wife is still unsatisfied.
Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi. "Okay," he says to the husband,
"Try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave
the towel over them."
Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice. They go home and hire the
same strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife
and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great
enthusiasm and soon she has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting
screaming orgasm.
The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly,
"See that, you schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!"