Dr. Phil

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could
all use a little more calmness in our lives.

By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find
inner peace.

Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished.... .. and before leaving the house this morning, I finished
off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's
Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my
old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a
box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

Please pass this on to those whom you think might be stressed.

don't think I'd feel too good....looking around I see a bottle of te-kill-ya.....vodka....cpt morgan rum.... and some tanguray gin...(spelling?)...not a beer 4 a chaser though...oh well...I'll pass

[blowndodge]

I'm finishing that dump I took this morning! I feel light as a feather!!! Thanks for the idea Wolfster.....

[Todd]

THANKS FOR SHARING BD!!! ??? ??? ??? ???

[blowndodge]

Sorry Toddster, Didja wanna peeksy before I hit the handle?

[Todd]

Sorry Toddster, Didja wanna peeksy before I hit the handle?


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If your mother has ever said "Ya'll kids come in here and look at THIS before I flush it"......Ya might be a redneck!

[dogdoc]

if you ever had a cousin who had to hack it up with a butcher knife to flush it,,, he might be a redneck.

[Todd]

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[blowndodge]

All because Todd has a thing for turds.

All because Todd has a thing for turds.

YOU started the'turd' thing BD!!!

[blowndodge]

[quote:frbxdnk4]All because Todd has a thing for turds.

YOU started the'turd' thing BD!!![/quote:frbxdnk4]

THANKS FOR SHARING BD!!! ??? ??? ???


See, Todd was asking me to share my turd with him!

[Todd]

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YOU started the'turd' thing BD!!!

THANKS FOR SHARING BD!!! ??? ??? ???


See, Todd was asking me to share my turd with him![/quote:pffad82r]


Dont you know sarcasm when you hear it Charlie Brown..............


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[dip]

worth a pretty good smile, a lighter load and all is right with the world

[blowndodge]

Your right Dip. I did smile quite a bit when I was done! Sue doesn't believe it the power of the Turd!!!!

"Dont you know sarcasm when you hear it Charlie Brown.............."

He's such a clown!!!

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BD & Toddster

[unwind2]

I'm finishing that dump I took this morning! I feel light as a feather!!! Thanks for the idea Wolfster.....

Yeah and I bet you don't even wash your hands! ::)

[Todd]

Just wonderin' by BD keeps tappin' his foot ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

Anyone know what that's supposed to mean???


"Dont you know sarcasm when you hear it Charlie Brown.............."

He's such a clown!!!

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BD & Toddster

[frenchy]

If your mother has ever said "Ya'll kids come in here and look at THIS before I flush it"......Ya might be a redneck!

That's why I hate the automatic flushers on airplane toilets...

I'm finishing that dump I took this morning! I feel light as a feather!!! Thanks for the idea Wolfster.....



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