10-19-2007, 11:46 AM
A new (and very timely) twist on an old joke.
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>> HER DIARY
>> Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made
>> plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was
>> shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought
>> he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but
>> he made no comment.
>>
>> Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we
>> go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but
>> he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was
>> wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my
>> fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to
>> do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told
>> him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept
>> driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know
>> why he didn't say, 'I love you too.'
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>> When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if
>> he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat
>> there and watched TV He seemed distant and absent.
>> Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes
>> later he came to bed, and to my surprise he
>> responded to my caress and we made love, but I still
>> felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were
>> somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried.
>>
>> I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his
>> thoughts are with someone else. My life is a
>> disaster.
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>> HIS DIARY
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>> Today the Red Sox's lost, but at least I got laid.
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>>
>> HER DIARY
>> Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made
>> plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was
>> shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought
>> he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but
>> he made no comment.
>>
>> Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we
>> go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but
>> he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was
>> wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my
>> fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to
>> do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told
>> him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept
>> driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know
>> why he didn't say, 'I love you too.'
>>
>> When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if
>> he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat
>> there and watched TV He seemed distant and absent.
>> Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes
>> later he came to bed, and to my surprise he
>> responded to my caress and we made love, but I still
>> felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were
>> somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried.
>>
>> I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his
>> thoughts are with someone else. My life is a
>> disaster.
>>
>> HIS DIARY
>>
>> Today the Red Sox's lost, but at least I got laid.
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