10-17-2007, 08:38 PM
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for years. One
night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was
pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large
sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she
stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support
until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep
it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write
"spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support
payments to begin.
One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today.."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it " he said. The wife obeyed,
and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On
the card was written:
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without.
night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was
pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large
sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she
stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support
until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep
it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write
"spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support
payments to begin.
One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today.."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it " he said. The wife obeyed,
and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On
the card was written:
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without.