ds06nomad
10-08-2007, 08:28 PM
My daughter told me this one today:
A man is being chased thru the woods by a hungry bear. Just as the bear pins him and is ready to pounce, the man (an agnostic) yells, "oh God, help me". Time freezes and God asks the man, "Now you want my help when you've spent your whole life renouncing my existance?" In desparation, the man replies, "then make this Bear a devout Catholic...". With that God does His will, the bear lowers the paw that was about to strike the man down, puts his paws together in prayer and states, "thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive...." !!!!
LOL... http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif
A man is being chased thru the woods by a hungry bear. Just as the bear pins him and is ready to pounce, the man (an agnostic) yells, "oh God, help me". Time freezes and God asks the man, "Now you want my help when you've spent your whole life renouncing my existance?" In desparation, the man replies, "then make this Bear a devout Catholic...". With that God does His will, the bear lowers the paw that was about to strike the man down, puts his paws together in prayer and states, "thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive...." !!!!
LOL... http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif