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10-08-2007, 07:06 PM
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her
husband, 'I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

He never heard the shot....
beezer
10-08-2007, 07:07 PM
LOL http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif
dan
10-08-2007, 07:26 PM
You know wolfman, my father always told me that no matter what my date may look like or act like, I must always find something to compliment her on. When I was 16 I went on a blind date on a hot july night and the girl must have weighed 250 lbs. All night long I struggled trying to find something to compliment her on. At the last minute as she was going in her door just before I left I said, " Ya know, For a Fat girl you don't sweat much.............
10-09-2007, 02:51 AM
http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif
socwkbiker
10-09-2007, 09:03 AM
Ouch
Todd
10-09-2007, 10:53 AM
You know wolfman, my father always told me that no matter what my date may look like or act like, I must always find something to compliment her on. When I was 16 I went on a blind date on a hot july night and the girl must have weighed 250 lbs. All night long I struggled trying to find something to compliment her on. At the last minute as she was going in her door just before I left I said, " Ya know, For a Fat girl you don't sweat much.............

How was the 2nd date???? http://s2.images.proboards.com/cool.gif
flightdoc
10-09-2007, 02:57 PM
LOVE IT!!
beezer
10-09-2007, 05:40 PM
Fat girls have feelings too. You just gotta push a little harder
10-09-2007, 09:55 PM
Beezer...you are just soooooooooo wrong!!!!!!!
socwkbiker
10-10-2007, 08:31 AM
You know what they say, more cushion for the pushin'