Dumb 911 calls

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/25628/

[dui546]

Those are classic wolfman!

I gotta tell you that alot of women do not know how to operate the headlights on a car. I have captured two good ones on my in car video recorder. They are more fun to watch than a car chase and we are always trying to get the best video to impress the fellas.

I had one last Friday night that was driving without her head lights on. She did have "parking" lights on though. I pulled her over and informed her of why she was stopped. She told me that she did have her lights on because she could see her speedometer. http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif I asked her to step out and take a look. She did and said, "I cannot explain it." ??? She got back in the vehicle. I then asked for her permission to operate the light switch in her vehicle. I pulled it out all the way and the lights came on. I then asked her if she knew how to operate the high and low beams in the vehicle. She said that she did. I said, okay, why don't you do that for me then. http://s2.images.proboards.com/cool.gif In her efforts she turned on the turn signals (both sides). She operated the window wipers (3 times). She turned the stereo up and down (once). :-/ She turned on the rear degrosters and dimed the dash board lights. :'( She then said, "Officer, I am going to be honest with you. I don't know how to make them work." Once again, I asked for permission to operate the switch in her vehicle. I pushed the turn signal arm forward and the high beams and indicator came on. Her response was..."You did it!" http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif I pulled it back and they went off. I then made her demonstrate the proper operation of the high and low beam switch 2 times in my presence. She said, "I really appreciate your help...I feel so stupid." I almost said...."Here's your sign." but...I waited to say it in full view of the camera when I was walking back to my vehicle.

Another time I stopped a young girl (20ish) for driving without her head lights on at night. She was wearing a Hooters uniform and had just gotten off work. I stopped her about 1/4 mile from Hooters. Again I informed the driver of my reason for the stop. She surprized me because she said, "I know." I said, "Really? Can you explain why you are driving without your head lights to me then?" She said, "Everytime I turn on my headlights a blue light on my dashboard appears and I don't know why. I am afraid that it will hurt my engine and the only way to get that blue light to go away is to turn my lights off." She then said, "Let me show you" and proceeded to turn them on and said, "Look, there it is." ??? I had a tough time with this one...so much so that I had to step away from the vehicle to laugh without her seeing me. http://s2.images.proboards.com/lipsrsealed.gif BUT...I then asked her for permission to operate the switch in her vehicle and I pulled the turn signal arm back and the light on the dash went out. http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif She said, "What did you do?" :-/ I then proceeded to school her on the operation of the high and low beams of her vehicle and I made her operate the switch twice before I let her driver away. :) Another satisfied customer.

[socwkbiker]

Dui, that's good stuff right there, I don't care who you are.

Man I can't believe that crap! These people can breed? I couldn't believe the lady that locked herself in the car. That was actually a bonde joke they did a while back called "blonde star" where they had a lady use the "on-star" button in her car and ask for help because she was "locked in" even though it was obvious it was a joke I'm not so sure the 911 call was a joke!