09-08-2007, 09:51 AM
Warning From The Caves of Pakistan
This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan,
Taliban Minister of
Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States
and Canada that if
military action against Iraq continues, Taliban
authorities will cut off
America's and Canada's supply of convenience store
managers.
And if this action does not yield sufficient
results, cab drivers will
be next, followed by Dell and Sprint customer
service reps.
It's getting ugly.
This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan,
Taliban Minister of
Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States
and Canada that if
military action against Iraq continues, Taliban
authorities will cut off
America's and Canada's supply of convenience store
managers.
And if this action does not yield sufficient
results, cab drivers will
be next, followed by Dell and Sprint customer
service reps.
It's getting ugly.