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AlabamaNomadRider
09-23-2010, 12:04 AM
Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas , who has recently been
diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth ..

One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a
transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994.

My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual
misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview . She is a part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who is an Obama supporter?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation

dragon57
09-23-2010, 02:14 PM
I wouldn't!! The shock might run her off!

ringadingh
09-28-2010, 11:38 AM
It would be a shame to ruin your reputation over that. http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif