lw
08-25-2007, 12:26 PM
A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband,
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and
party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey,
I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. "I'm going to
have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to
the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands
from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, and all he
could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You
know... they have frozen glasses... "
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted
him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a
huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting
chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at
the bar they have those hors d'oeuvre that are really delicious...
I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvre, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and
took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvre: chicken wings, pigs
in blankets, mushroom caps and little quiches.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there are swearing,
dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SH*T! SIT
YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG
AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRE BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO
A d**nED BAR! THAT nuts IS OVER , GOT IT, JACKASS?"
...and they lived happily ever after.
Isn't that a sweet story? - MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP.
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and
party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey,
I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. "I'm going to
have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to
the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands
from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, and all he
could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You
know... they have frozen glasses... "
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted
him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a
huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting
chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at
the bar they have those hors d'oeuvre that are really delicious...
I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvre, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and
took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvre: chicken wings, pigs
in blankets, mushroom caps and little quiches.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there are swearing,
dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SH*T! SIT
YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG
AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRE BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO
A d**nED BAR! THAT nuts IS OVER , GOT IT, JACKASS?"
...and they lived happily ever after.
Isn't that a sweet story? - MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP.