socwkbiker
08-21-2007, 01:36 PM
A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they
hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune..
'One Texas soldier is better than ten Taliban.'
The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over
the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few
minutes, then silence..
The voice then calls out, 'One Texan is better than a hundred
Taliban soldiers.'
Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over
the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10
minutes of battle, again silence.
The Texan voice calls out, 'One Texan is better than one thousand
Taliban'.
The enraged Taliban Commander musters a thousand fighters and
sends them over the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire rings out
as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.
Finally one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and
with his dying words tells his commander, 'Don't send any more
men, its a trap. .... There's two of them.'
hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune..
'One Texas soldier is better than ten Taliban.'
The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over
the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few
minutes, then silence..
The voice then calls out, 'One Texan is better than a hundred
Taliban soldiers.'
Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over
the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10
minutes of battle, again silence.
The Texan voice calls out, 'One Texan is better than one thousand
Taliban'.
The enraged Taliban Commander musters a thousand fighters and
sends them over the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire rings out
as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.
Finally one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and
with his dying words tells his commander, 'Don't send any more
men, its a trap. .... There's two of them.'