08-16-2007, 05:27 PM
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little redwagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightlycoiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighterwalked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck,"the firefighter said with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer& noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar & to the cat's testicles. "Little partner," the firefighter said."I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster." The little girl replied thoughtfully,"You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren" http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif
"Thanks," the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer& noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar & to the cat's testicles. "Little partner," the firefighter said."I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster." The little girl replied thoughtfully,"You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren" http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif