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socwkbiker
08-14-2007, 09:37 AM
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.
"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled.
"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.
"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."
"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"
"Baaaaa..."
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u272/DrNickDC/sheep2005a.jpg
Oh my lambie....... :-*
vulcanvixen
08-15-2007, 01:16 AM
EWWWWWWWWWWE!!!!!
you're a baaaaad boy!
At least The WM has an excuse to go after sheep you sick bastard! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif
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Who?http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u272/DrNickDC/sheeponbike.jpg
socwkbiker
08-15-2007, 08:20 AM
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that sheep looks pissed http://s2.images.proboards.com/angry.gif:(" title=">:(" border="0"/>
socwkbiker
08-15-2007, 11:34 AM
Wouldn't you be if you didn't at least have your own seat?
True. I woudn't be very happy in that riding position!
socwkbiker
08-15-2007, 12:21 PM
I wonder if he gave the sheep flowers for that ride?
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dharris
08-19-2007, 04:43 AM
Ok I gotta ask...How do ya know the difference between how a happy sheep and a pissed one Looks???
socwkbiker
08-20-2007, 09:32 AM
How? ???
The pissed one looks maaaaaaaaaaaad.. !
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socwkbiker
08-20-2007, 11:56 AM
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dogdoc
08-29-2007, 08:08 PM
I know because i am a vet(animal doc)
Doc
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