Blonde joke

[bluetongue]

A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

"What's up?" she asks.

"I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband.

The wife rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mommy! Mommy! Aunt Sadie is hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!" The good sister slams the phone down and storms upstairs in to the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor.

"You rotten b*tch," she screams, "my husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!"

[socwkbiker]

WTF? Now there's somethin' y'all don't see every day. http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif

[tex]

I would have gone with never - But I'm from Australia so we are sheltered.... lol

[socwkbiker]

Then you need to head to some biker rallies here in the U.S.

Let's see how many of these you know.........


So a blonde is walking down the street....... she sees another blonde coming the other way on the opposite side of the street...... as they get closer, the other blonde yells over "how do I get to the other side of the street?" the first blonde replies "you already are!!"

[socwkbiker]

lol, that's good!

What do you call a group of blondes standing in a circle?

[socwkbiker]

I'll bite, what?

A dope ring.

Diclaimer: No offense to any blondes...... M or F..... my wife is a blonde.... 1/2 anyway...

I'm happy!
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u272/DrNickDC/Smile_small-1.jpg


http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u272/DrNickDC/italytxt.jpg

[socwkbiker]

Is that the way BD or Todd look in the morning?

BD keeps changing... odd.... one minute he looks like George Jetson... next thing ya know............

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u272/DrNickDC/hitit.jpg

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u272/DrNickDC/bdbaby.jpg

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u272/DrNickDC/bd0.jpg

Hard to get a handle on it........... http://s2.images.proboards.com/lipsrsealed.gif

[blowndodge]

A dope ring.

Diclaimer: No offense to any blondes...... M or F..... my wife is a blonde.... 1/2 anyway...

<marquee>I know some blonde women that would take offense to that!!</marquee>

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http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=567

[Todd]

Wow WM...that girl definitely had a blond moment....but what a cutie...hope she is 18!!

Please note that she is from SOUTH Carolina too....Not North Carolina

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u272/DrNickDC/animatedsherrimoon.gif

[Todd]

Is that the way BD or Todd look in the morning?

Close.....I have 1 more tooth.

http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=567


http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/3286/110802uv1.jpg

http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=567

It's blondes like her that give us a bad name!!

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We don't have roosters nico....duh

[oledawg]

::)"Chicken" http://s2.images.proboards.com/shocked.gif

[quote:2wboa8f1]http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=567


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