bluetongue
08-10-2007, 11:10 PM
"Coffee and Sex "
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in
reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin!"
"Not a problem," replied the doc. "Give him an Irish Viagra. Drop it
into
his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week
to
let me know how things went."
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who inquired as to
progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was
horrid.
Just terrible, doctor!"
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect
was
almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his
eye
and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he
sent
the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took
me
then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the
tabletop!
It
was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex your husband
provided wasn't good?"
"Oh, no, no, no, Doctor, the sex was fine indeed! Twas the best sex
I've
had in 25 years!
But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in
Starbucks again!"
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in
reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin!"
"Not a problem," replied the doc. "Give him an Irish Viagra. Drop it
into
his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week
to
let me know how things went."
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who inquired as to
progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was
horrid.
Just terrible, doctor!"
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect
was
almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his
eye
and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he
sent
the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took
me
then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the
tabletop!
It
was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex your husband
provided wasn't good?"
"Oh, no, no, no, Doctor, the sex was fine indeed! Twas the best sex
I've
had in 25 years!
But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in
Starbucks again!"