U.S. Population

The population of this country is 300
million.





160 million are retired.





That leaves 140 million to do the work.





There are 85 million in school.





Which leaves 55 million to do the work.





Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.




Leaving 15 million to do the work.





2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing
Osama

Bin-Laden.





Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.





Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state
and

city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.






At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.







Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.




Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.







That leaves just two people to do the work.






You and me.



And there you are,





sitting on your butt,



at your computer, reading jokes.





Nice. Real nice

<marquee>I KNEW IT!</marquee>

[vulcanvixen]

Uh oh! Wolfman....check the math.....I think there's more of us workin' than you think!! Altho you're still right - you and me are sittin' at the computer reading jokes. Good ones, btw. Love your sense of humor!!!

(Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work. ) OOPS!!!!

V has a way of being a killjoy. D*MN! I was happy with the way the Wolf calculated it!


<marquee>AHWOOOOOOOO!!!!!</marquee>

[vulcanvixen]

Nico doesn't know a good thing when he sees it! Actually Wolfman, kinda glad the math is off. Means there's lots more people to do all the work while us on the forum can hang and tell jokes! WORKS FOR ME!!!!!!!!! Keep 'em comin'.................

Well I just copied and pasted an email I got........but guess what........... the person who sent it to me is gonna get their neck slit because I don't accept faulty math. And what really pisses me off is that I can't fix it without fixing every friggin' number

(deep breath)................(close eyes).......serenity now......serenity now....serenity now...........
Pardon me for my moment of therapy. Ever since I got back from Iraq I've been a little coo-coo.

LET IT GO BIG GUY........ LET IT GO.... THEY MEANT NO HARM....


<marquee> GOOSFRABA!!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif</marquee>

[socwkbiker]

Deep breath, deep draw on the beer, deep breath, deep draw on the beer. There, getting better? Or at least drunk?

ANGER MANAGEMENT PISSES ME OFF! http://s2.images.proboards.com/angry.gif:(" title=">:(" border="0"/>




<marquee> Goosfraba, goosfraba!!</marquee>

[dip]

you'll can be pretty funny..LOL

Yes I'll can!! :)

Y'all be good now!!

[dharris]

Poor math In a Joke...... Imagine that......

[unwind2]

Just say the math was figured by an IRS man. ;)

[Todd]

I dont have time to figure out if the math is right or wrong...

<marquee>I'VE GOT NEW POSTS TO READ!!!!</marquee>

<marquee>YOU"RE LOSING IT TOO>>>> CONGRATS!!!</marquee>

[socwkbiker]

<marquee>We're all losin' it!</marquee>

[Todd]

Not sure I ever had it...what is it....where can you get it??? http://s2.images.proboards.com/cool.gif

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w39/jay98107/timeline.jpg

[socwkbiker]

Are you still trying to use photobucket? ::)

[Todd]

Are you still trying to use photobucket? ::)

He is out of practice since he took a month off!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/cool.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/cool.gif

[quote:g6jcv1uh]Are you still trying to use photobucket? ::)

He is out of practice since he took a month off!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/cool.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/cool.gif[/quote:g6jcv1uh]


Yup.... Photobucket... what is going on here????????