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08-09-2007, 10:02 AM
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "OH, THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM. A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "OH, THAT? THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEB ROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.... "WELL WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT? I'M GETTING A FAX!!"
08-09-2007, 10:56 AM
You are a sick man. I Exalted you! :)
socwkbiker
08-09-2007, 11:25 AM
Too funny! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif
08-09-2007, 11:59 AM
You are a sick man. I Exalted you! :)

Y....thank you...
08-09-2007, 12:15 PM
<marquee>Ahwooooo!!!</marquee>
08-09-2007, 12:20 PM
I wish I could do cool red and black letters too :(
08-09-2007, 12:22 PM
You can.... click "reply" not "quick reply" the top "tag lines" has it all!!
08-09-2007, 12:28 PM
You can.... click "reply" not "quick reply" the top "tag lines" has it all!!

...Y...Thank you...
08-09-2007, 12:30 PM
Hoorah!!
08-09-2007, 12:37 PM
move]ok I'm an idiot its not working[/move] [/glow] :( I want the black and red ones d**n it!
<s>testing</s> testing 1 2 3

<marquee>testing 123</marquee>

<marquee>This looks evil</marquee>
08-09-2007, 01:08 PM
Type what you're gonna type.... then highlight it with the mouse..... then click on the "<--M" or the "G"low.. ir whichever one after it's highlighted...

Nico
08-09-2007, 01:10 PM
And back off on the name calling..... there are no idiots on this fine forum except for me :) :)

and BD, BT, GH, & SWB.... http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif
08-09-2007, 01:34 PM
I guess I have to go in and manually type in the font size. I kept clicking on it thinking it would get bigger. (did I just admit that?)

So Mr. Nico, should I exalt you or smite you for helping me?
08-09-2007, 07:59 PM
Good job!!!!!!!!!
<marquee>


SMITE ME!!!!!!!!! </marquee>
Todd
08-09-2007, 08:17 PM
whoa..just like subliminal advertising.....

<marquee>send toddf1 a 5th of Grey Goose - send toddf1 a 5th of Grey Goose</marquee>
08-09-2007, 10:01 PM
A 5th? That's all??
socwkbiker
08-10-2007, 11:29 AM
<marquee>Go with 3 fifths, the math looks better that way.</marquee>
socwkbiker
08-10-2007, 11:30 AM
You're right about that Nico


And back off on the name calling..... there are no idiots on this fine forum except for me :) :)

and BD, BT, GH, & SWB.... http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif
08-10-2007, 12:34 PM
And we love it!!!!! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u272/DrNickDC/frontbotcmcpic.jpg

KawaNOW Brotherhood!
dharris
08-12-2007, 04:00 AM
http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif[size=100:emr3il8w][size=100:emr3il8w]<marquee>[size=100:emr3il8w][size=100:emr3il8w][size=100:emr3il8w][size=100:emr3il8w][size=100:emr3il8w]Wh[size=100:emr3il8w]o said ya cant teach an old dawg[/size:emr3il8w][/size:emr3il8w][/size:emr3il8w][/size:emr3il8w][/size:emr3il8w][/size:emr3il8w][/size:emr3il8w][/size:emr3il8w]</marquee>
Todd
08-12-2007, 03:33 PM
Dont wanna be greedy.....Hold on, I gotta go check the mail box for my packages.
09-24-2007, 04:34 PM
<marquee>did you ever get them?</marquee>

i always wondered how to change the colors!!!
09-24-2007, 07:46 PM
<marquee>did you ever get them?</marquee>

i always wondered how to change the colors!!!
Todd
09-25-2007, 08:52 AM
<marquee>did you ever get them?</marquee>

i always wondered how to change the colors!!!

<marquee>My vodka comes a little at a time along with my free nomad parts from Trip. I think I have that same UPS man that was in the other thread though :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[</marquee>
socwkbiker
09-25-2007, 09:08 AM
Was this the guy?

http://www.jlcinternational.com/images/ups_man.jpg
Todd
09-25-2007, 09:52 AM
No, this is the guy we have...can't drive the truck worth a sh*t though....keeps running through my lawn!!!!

<marquee>http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/31563.jpg</marquee>