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sly
05-31-2010, 07:04 PM
This is pretty good: Math Problem

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. Experience. Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullsh*t andAss kissing that will put you over the top.

BudMan
05-31-2010, 08:56 PM
Like the old sayin says

If you can't dazzle em' with brilliance
baffle em' with bu!!sh!t

Kawhead
05-31-2010, 09:15 PM
Thats OK............just discuss it during your interview. http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

AlabamaNomadRider
05-31-2010, 11:11 PM
Good one Sly. Dave J you took the words right out of my head. I have used that phrase many a time.

ringadingh
06-10-2010, 07:45 PM
I'll try it and see if it gets me anywhere! http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

cnc
06-11-2010, 08:40 AM
Hey Sly this is very timely as my wife is going for a job interview. She naturally wants to make a good first impression, but being a little shy, attitude is not an option. She does not want to lie or kiss ass either, so using your formula we discovered that her best chance is to:
s-l-e-e-p w-i-t-h t-h-e b-o-s-s
19+12+5+5+16+23+9+20+8+20+8+5+2+15+19+19 = 205%

sly
06-11-2010, 09:35 AM
Hey Sly this is very timely as my wife is going for a job interview. She naturally wants to make a good first impression, but being a little shy, attitude is not an option. She does not want to lie or kiss ass either, so using your formula we discovered that her best chance is to:
s-l-e-e-p w-i-t-h t-h-e b-o-s-s
19+12+5+5+16+23+9+20+8+20+8+5+2+15+19+19 = 205%
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AlabamaNomadRider
06-11-2010, 11:09 PM
Good one CNC. http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif