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dan
02-26-2008, 07:11 PM
Ye old winter ye are more the pain of a splinter
How dost I wish you would bloweth away.
Ye sucketh much and ye blow if ye know what I meanth.

You have had your way and worn me to the end,
I am sicketh to death of your snow and your wind.

For souuth I say I mourn for the smell of hay and grass,
and the sound of mufflers and blisters on my ___

I long for the valleys of sun like Nico and BD
But Hark, I cannot go for fear of rampant VD.

Alas I have no say but to dwell in this snowy muck,
Till at last the sun will shine and I will be free to ride again

Okay so I have gone nuts this winter, Yes, Yes I have
Heeeerrrrrsssssss Johnny REDRUM

02-26-2008, 07:15 PM
Me thinks me detects cabin fever.

dan
02-26-2008, 07:40 PM
Me Thinks You are SOOOOOOOOOO Right

Yellow Jacket
02-26-2008, 07:50 PM
I am Winter and this is my day.
No time for green, rather the gray.
The earth is resting beneath my blanket of white.
Don’t despair for this is what’s right.
If not for me there would be no Spring.
So bear my burden until the next season I bring.

coon
02-26-2008, 07:54 PM
Stop; You're scaring me.

jayc
02-26-2008, 09:18 PM
Winter sucks.

Idaho
02-26-2008, 09:22 PM
250 miles west of here in Boise, it is spring. Temps in the 50's. They are usually at least 3 weeks ahead of this side of the state. I spotted a robin this weekend and on the way home the rock chucks (a groundhog cousin for you Easterners) were out in force in the middle of the state. Sure signs of spring. At least there is hope.

nomadd
02-26-2008, 09:26 PM
Winter sucks.

+1

Todd
02-26-2008, 10:02 PM
Dan, pass some this way!!!

socwkbiker
02-26-2008, 10:55 PM
What's winter? ;)

Todd
02-26-2008, 11:07 PM
What's winter? ;)

winter blend....it's what dan is smoking :-/ :-/ :-/

socwkbiker
02-26-2008, 11:12 PM
Ohhhhhh! Dan, pass that shiit over bro!

dan
02-27-2008, 07:53 AM
It is only 6:55am and I was just reading your guys responses and I am sitting here lmao. I'm glad I wrote that stupid thing.

gshep
02-27-2008, 10:22 AM
Mr. Dan, it's time for your medication.
Dan, I know your trapped in the hospital this week, but look on the bright side, the Doc's could have scheduled the tests for June.

P.S. Write us some more poetry


Shep

dan
02-27-2008, 12:14 PM
lmao at you guys. But really, these winters drive me nuts. I need a ride. Tell ya how bored it's getting around here. I dusted and pledged all the funiture. Did the wash, and ironed just to stay busy. The wife loves it. Hmmmm just noticed a package of my little dogs heart and worm medicine. Wonder if that will give me a ride. LOL. Guess I better not take it, with my luck I would end up neutered and smelling the trunks of tree's. The good news is, if I were neutered, my wife already has me acclimated to that kind of situation.

donguer
02-27-2008, 02:22 PM
[quote:r1njzrol]Winter sucks.

+1[/quote:r1njzrol]

+1

and it Bytes the big one too!

oledawg
02-27-2008, 10:03 PM
::) That's when ya start makin preparation's ta ride yer A** off in the "SPRING" so ya can relax in the pool in the "Summer" so ya can be ready to ..............in the "Fall" ::) It's cyclical! http://s2.images.proboards.com/cool.gif
What's winter? ;)

jussmatt
02-28-2008, 11:30 AM
Ohhhhhh! Dan, pass that shiit over bro!

HEY... Don't Bogart It Bro!!! We SHARE in this group!!! LOL!

socwkbiker
02-28-2008, 11:35 AM
Sorry man! Just getting into the smoke ya know?

jussmatt
02-28-2008, 01:09 PM
I hear ya brother!! I hear ya!!

Well... in tune with how this started...
I doesth thinkith I shall changith my oil
and prepareth for our trip on the second
day sunrise!

Don't ask me... I'm sure it came from one of my voices!!! LOL!

socwkbiker
02-28-2008, 01:19 PM
A very old voice!

racinchef
02-28-2008, 05:46 PM
I only miss better weather when the weekend gets here. I really enjoy working outside when it is snowing; and that means driving to make my deliveries. I go crazy on the weekends though because I don't have winter toys to play with. They are forecasting 6 inches of snow tomorrow night into Saturday and talk of another storm Monday. Ya gotta love it! Remember "White Christmas" with Bing Crosby? Snow - snow - snow - SNOW!!!

oledawg
03-01-2008, 05:55 PM
http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif I remember! ::) But I prefer " In the Good Ole Summertime", When the fish are jumpin, and the livin is easy. YEP ::) That would be me! http://s2.images.proboards.com/cool.gif
I only miss better weather when the weekend gets here. I really enjoy working outside when it is snowing; and that means driving to make my deliveries. I go crazy on the weekends though because I don't have winter toys to play with. They are forecasting 6 inches of snow tomorrow night into Saturday and talk of another storm Monday. Ya gotta love it! Remember "White Christmas" with Bing Crosby? Snow - snow - snow - SNOW!!!

donoller
03-02-2008, 11:15 AM
70 here today eat your hearts out or come to see us