AlabamaNomadRider
10-07-2009, 12:31 AM
Three old men are sitting around talking one day and the subject of bowel movements and being able to pee comes up.
One guy says he has a problem with his bowel movements. Sometimes it is three or four days without a bowel movement.
The second guy says he has a lot of problems being able to pee. Sometimes he can't get it started. Then sometimes he starts and stops.
The third guy says he doesn't have any problems with either. He says about 5:30 each morning he goes without any problems. He then says the only problem is that he doesn't wake up until 6 each morning.
One guy says he has a problem with his bowel movements. Sometimes it is three or four days without a bowel movement.
The second guy says he has a lot of problems being able to pee. Sometimes he can't get it started. Then sometimes he starts and stops.
The third guy says he doesn't have any problems with either. He says about 5:30 each morning he goes without any problems. He then says the only problem is that he doesn't wake up until 6 each morning.